rude dude!

so nobody likes the busy bee diner more than me. chris (the son of peter, the owner, who resembles a greek megaphone) makes the best bacon. its crispy but not too crispy. yum! basically, i have to twist my friends' arms to make them go here, cause the service sucks. there's really just one waitress that gives us attitude, and if you've been there, you probably know who she is. she usually greets you with "whaddaya want?" and then gives you attitude if you ask for something a bit out of the ordinary, like egg whites, she freaks.
the other day i had to twist her arm to get more fries, cause they were out of home fries! look at that poor showing! sad sad breakfast maybe i'm a bitter breakfast snob, but goddamnit, if your job is to selflessly serve me breakfast treats, and part of your paycheck depends on it, then you better at least pretend to be nice.

ps. busy bee waitresses please don't spit in my food

pps. i don't like when you add the cream to my coffee for me. you always make it too light. just bring it to the table in a small cup or something!!!!