And I thought nothing could be worse than an Alaskan Women becoming VP

Ummm... a disgrace to breakfast. Beef jerky and a Diet Pepsi. What is the world coming to?

Woe is me, the breakfast enthusiast. Bums eat better than this.

Breakfast was never supposed to be this way.

Pros: cheap (they should be GIVING beef jerky away)
Cons: loss of all faith in humanity

Overall Scale (on a 1-5): -3